Golden Rules of Love and S ex, Laws of S ex and Love

There are some golden rules of love and s ex. Go through it!

* When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

* Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

* The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

* It is always the wrong time of the month.

* The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

* When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful.

* S ex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

* The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

* It is not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

*Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

* There may be some things better than s ex, and some things worse than s ex. But there is nothing exactly like s ex.

* Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

* If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

* Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of of physics.

* S ex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

* You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine woman.

*Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

* Thou shalt not commit adultery.... unless in the mood.

* Abstain from wine, woman, and song; mostly song.

* Never ague with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.

* A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the woman he couldn't.

* It is better to be looked over than over looked.

* Never say 'NO'.

* A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

* Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

* S ex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

* Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

* There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

* Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Love Making- Is It good For Heart, Love and Heart

After a heart attack, many of our activities get restricted mostly due to the fear of another attack. Most heart attack survivors avoid se x because they fear it will trigger another attack. But a recent study suggests that se x is good for the heart - even after a heart attack. Researchers say that it is a myth that se x is a dangerous activity for heart patients. 'The likelihood of dying during sexual intercourse, even among people who have had a heart attack, is really small' Dr. Stacy Lindau of the University of Chicago stated. Researchers reported at the American Heart Association's Forum on Quality of Care and Outcomes Research in Cardiovascular Disease and Stroke that many people pointlessly become prudes after surviving a heart attack. A third of men and 60 percent of women abstained the year after a heart attack Most doctors consider se x safe once the patient is feeling up for moderate exercise, for sexual activity is nothing but a moderate physical activity. Doctors, patients and their loved ones should proactively bring up questions about se x.
The ultimate goal is to restore people's total health. Not only by minimizing the risk of the next heart attack but also by maximizing quality of life.

Some Common Mistakes We Do During Weight Loss Schedule

There are several weight loss 'spoilers' in our lives - things we inadvertently do that stop us from losing weight and send us to the brink of frustration.

Here is a list of some of the common mistakes people make whilst on a weight loss programme.

* Starving during the day and eating at night: This is the biggest blunder you can make. Our metabolism works to digest food and give us energy during the day while we are awake. As night falls and we go to sleep, the metabolic state lowers. The body, which during the day had transported energy to the muscles and liver for thinking and action, now diverts this energy to fat storage. If you really want to lose weight, it's best to eat during the day and restrict your eating at night.

* Consuming hidden sugar: When people talk about not using sugar, they are usually referring to table sugar, used in tea/coffee. What they forget is the sugar found in mouth fresheners, gums, churans, ketchup, fruit juices et al. Though they may not taste sweet, many products contain sugar to improve their taste.

* Consuming diet products: Here's the diet food paradox - people who eat diet foods generally forget to eat them in moderation. Instead they cross the limits and end up sabotaging their diet plan.

* Using too much artificial sweetener: Artificial sweeteners are meant to be consumed in very small quantities, but most people on diets tend to use them too much. A simple diet drink is your total quota of sweetener allowed for the day. Anything more is excess and interferes in metabolic pathways.

* Not keeping track of the munchies: We all munch a little bit when we come back home from work or elsewhere. A bit of biscuit, a half piece of mithai, a few kajus here and there. If we add all this up, however, we will realise that it totals to a substantial amount. Keeping a diet diary is the biggest favour you can do to yourself if you sincerely want to lose weight.

* Not eating the foods that suit your body: I remember meeting a lady who ate only curd and fruits to lose weight. When she came to us, she was going crazy because the diet just did not work. On analysing her prakriti, doctors realised that she was a kapha predominant person. Curd and all dairy products are heavy on kapha and because the food was unsuitable for her prakriti, she was unable to lose weight.

* Not drinking enough water/drinking with meals: Drinking water along with meals leads to indigestion and obesity. Also if you don't drink enough water, the channels will not open up to flush fat away from the system after catabolic metabolism.

We have to remember that doing exercise is not enough, but doing it the right way is a must!

Saif Ali Khan in and as Agent Vinod, Brand Saifina

Saif Ali Khan's growing his beard and hair for 'Agent Vinod' and what's better, he's crowing about it too. Says Khan quiped in a tabloid chat, that he hasen't decided on the final 'look', but it will be quite realistic and will also project a very different side of him. His venture is slated to be replete with plenty of power packed action and high speed action sequences. Furthermore, his luscious costar and love interest too will pack in some high voltage punches too.
"Kareena and I have a lot of fights," reveals Saif. "But it's only in the film."
Real good one to be true!!

Shah Rukh and Akshay Kumar Together For Once, Shah Rukh Khan Greets Akshay Kumar

Shah Rukh Khan has made Akshay Stunned! Action king Akshay Kumar practically flabbergasted when he received a texted message from Shah Rukh Khan congratulating him on his performance in 'Housefull.' Reportedly, SRK had a special screening of the Sajid Khan flick at Mannat, and thoroughly enjoyed the hilarious flick. Wanting to shower praise on Akki, SRK didn't hesitate to SMS him. Says a close source, that Akshay was moved by SRK's warmth. He immediately replied to Khan and thanked him profusely. Responding warmly, Akki took matters further by sending across a fancy pricey gift from spouse Twinkle's designer store to 'Mannat'.
Guess, it's just token appreciation but actually it could make the two superstars come closer!

Kites- The Pre-release Hype and Excitement Growing

Just few days are left before the release of the much waited film 'Kites" and the excitement is growing. Hrithik Roshan starrer Kites just can't keep out of trouble. A week before the release of the Rs 150 crore film, producer Rakesh Roshan faces allegations of copyright infringement.
On Monday, a Bihar Civil Court ordered a stay on the film's release after a person named Laxmi Prasad, of Sunbeam Holdings, claimed that Roshan owes him Rs 10 crore, allegedly for the copyright of the action scenes in the film. Talking to HT City, a baffled Roshan said he's never heard of this man before. "I have no idea who this guy is. He lives in some village in Bihar and claims that he has the copyright for the action of my film.
How is it even possible? The action director of our film is Hollywood-based Spiro Razatos. There is absolutely no truth in this. My legal advisors are looking into the matter and the team is flying to Bihar today (Tuesday) and I hope the matter is resolved soon." Rubbishing rumours that Roshan agreed for an out-of-court settlement and will pay Prasad Rs 5 crore now, Roshan says, that I have never heard from him nor I have ever met him or spoken to him for any sort of negotiation. Asked if the stay order will affect the film's release, Roshan says, absolutely not. The film will definitely release as per schedule. When contacted, the spokesperson for distributors Reliance Big Pictures, while acknowledging that there's legal trouble, said, that we cannot comment as the matter is sub-judicate.

How To Attract Your Partner, Six Tips to Attract Your Partner

Wanna add some more spices to your conjugal life? Here are some tips.

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Stroke your partner’s ego. Pay sincere compliments that matter to your partner without having to be provoked to do so. Let your partner know that you notice and appreciate their efforts at the gym or with their new hairstyle. Since the physical aspects of se xual arousal are routinely covered, it is extremely important to let your partner know that you see them as a unique individual and that they hold a special place in your heart. Expressing to your partner know how much you feel for them will lay the groundwork for sustained positive feelings and increased se xual arousal and desire.
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Keep your partner’s wishes in mind. Your goal should be to please your partner and not to satisfy your own se xual needs. Focus on the ways your partner likes to be approached and romanced. Realize that your actions will readily contribute to your partner’s reactions. It may ruin the moment if your partner feels like you’re attempting to make them se xually aroused for personal gain. Make your partner feel like their enjoyment is your top priority to receive better results from your attempts. Now is the time to act on the techniques you know will push all of your partner’s se xual buttons.
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Use enticing body language. Your partner should feel like your every action and movement is a calculated attempt to give them pleasure. Since body language is a great indicator of true emotions and intentions, take the time to give your partner a sneak preview of the coming attraction. Look deeply into you partner’s eyes while motioning them to come closer to you. Use your lips and hands to blow kisses as you slowly take control of your partner’s mind and se xual arousal. This applies from the moment you interact with your partner.
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Set the proper mood. Enhance your partner's se xual arousal and experience by taking the time to prepare for the session. For example, music, candles, and flowers can add to the ambiance you seek to create without taking time away from your partner. Making your partner feel special will also add to the se xual arousal that they will feel knowing that you took extra time to prepare.
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Make your partner wait. Anticipation is often the substance that memorable experiences are made of. Know that se xual arousal can be as much a mental experience as a physical experience. Tap into your partner’s imagination by letting their mind anticipate your next move. Whisper your intentions into your partner’s ear while on the car ride home to allow your plans to materialize. Keep your partner waiting until the moment you choose to allow for relaxation.
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Unleash the unexpected. While it is important to focus on things you know your partners likes, it is still necessary to unlock desires they never knew they had. Keep the se xual passions fresh by introducing new looks, touches and emotions for your partner‘s enjoyment. Doing things out of character will also force you to find new ways to interact with your partner and keep both of you longing for the next se xual encounter. Surprise your partner after a long day at work with a soothing bath or a home cooked meal. Remember that se xual arousal involves emotions and not just physical touch. When your partner feels loved, they are more likely to want to reciprocate those feelings.

Give some thoughts and it'll be never too late before you start!