Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Funny Office Jokes, Funny Office Interview Jokes, Dumb Jokes : Happy Birthday To U
Pyarelal goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr. Pyarelal can you tell us your age, please?"
Pyarelal counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
Pyarelal stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag... he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. He checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
Pyarelal bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Pyarelal!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies Pyarelal," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Pyarelal...happy birthday to you…’
The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr. Pyarelal can you tell us your age, please?"
Pyarelal counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
Pyarelal stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag... he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. He checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
Pyarelal bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Pyarelal!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies Pyarelal," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Pyarelal...happy birthday to you…’
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Criss Angel Mass Levitation secrets
Flashy magician Criss Angel won't reveal the secrets behind his tricks, but he does share the surprising origin of his Mass Levitation trick with PopEater - and has a few interesting words to say about his ex-girlfriend Holly Madison. Watch it:
Criss Angel Mass Levitation Aired On Wednesday Was A Huge Success
Forty one year old Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos better known by his stage name Criss Angel, is an American magician, illusionist, musician, escapologist, and stunt performer. He is best known for starring in his own television show, Criss Angel Mindfreak. He is of Greek descent.
Criss Angel is the star and creator of the A&E Network show Criss Angel Mindfreak. Seasons 1 and 2 were filmed at The Aladdin in Las Vegas, with Season 3 at the Luxor Hotel.
Criss Angel Mass Levitation season 5 episode 3. Criss Angel Mindfreak season 5 episode 3 with title “Mass Levitation“ aired on Wednesday was a huge success. In this episode Criss Angel demonstrated he can levitate more than 500 feet above Las Vegas Boulevard in the light of the Luxor Hotel and Casino; he has floated from one building to another; and he has shown the ability up close and in person on public sidewalks and streets.
There were many people who were there and who are now saying everything great about Criss.
10 Laws on S ex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amout of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amout of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Funny Picture Of The Day, Funny Animal Picture : I Frew Up
check out this funny animal picture, let's enjoy and have a fun!!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Miss Universe 2009- Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez
Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez, has been crowned the winner of Miss Universe 2009 on Sunday at Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas .
The 58th Annual Miss Universe 2009 was hosted by Billy Bush, and "Celebrity Apprentice" star Claudia Jordan.
This is the second consecutive year that the South American country captured the Miss Universe crown.
Fourth Runner-up:
Miss PUERTO RICO
Third Runner-up:
Miss AUSTRALIA
Second Runner-up:
Miss KOSOVO
1st Runner-up:
Miss DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
WINNER:
Miss VENEZUELA
The crown stayed in South America. Europe, this year’s strongest continent in Miss Universe, lost again. Asia was snubbed.
The top 15 finalists who were vying for the Miss Universe crown were from-
1. Puerto Rico
2. Iceland
3. Albania
4. Czech Republic
5. Belgium
6. Dominican Republic
7. Sweden
8. Kosovo
9. Australia
10. France
11. Switzerland
12. South Africa
13. USA
14. Croatia
15. Venezuela
Friday, August 21, 2009
Popcorn- its Beneficial Effects, Popcorns- the Source of Antioxidents
Eating a bowl of popcorn while watching movies could give your health a boost, according to a new research.Scientists have found that snack foods like popcorn and many popular breakfast cereals contain 'surprisingly large' amounts of healthful antioxidant substances called 'polyphenols.'Polyphenols are a major reason why fruits and vegetables - and foods like chocolate, wine, coffee, and tea - have become famous for their potential role in reducing the risk of heart disease, cancer, and other diseases.The is the first-of-its kind study to establish that whole grain cereals - regarded as healthful for their fiber content - and snack foods also were a source of polyphenols.
"Early researchers thought the fiber was the active ingredient for these benefits in whole grains, the reason why they may reduce the risk of cancer and coronary heart disease," said Joe Vinson, a chemist at the University of Scranton in Pennsylvania and lead author of the study.
"But recently, polyphenols emerged as potentially more important. Breakfast cereals, pasta, crackers, and salty snacks constitute over 66 percent of whole grain intake in the U.S. diet," Vinson added.
"We found that, in fact, whole grain products have comparable antioxidants per gram to fruits and vegetables. This is the first study to examine total phenol antioxidants in breakfast cereals and snacks, whereas previous studies have measured free antioxidants in the products," he added.
Polyphenols are a group of chemicals found in many fruits, vegetables, and other plants, such as berries, walnuts, olives, tea leaves and grapes.Known as antioxidants, they remove free radicals from the body. Free radicals are chemicals that have the potential to cause damage to cells and tissues in the body.According to Vinson, the whole grain cereal with the most antioxidants are made with wheat, with corn, oats and rice cereals following in descending order.
He also noted that raisin bran has the highest amount of antioxidants per serving, primarily due to the raisins.Vinson said that bran cereals made from wheat overall do not have more antioxidants than wheat cereals, though they do have more fiber.
In other findings, he said that whole grain flours are very high in antioxidants; whole grain snacks have slightly lower levels of antioxidants than cereals; of snacks, popcorn has the highest level of antioxidants; and there is a wide variation in the amount of antioxidants in each class of cold cereal.
The study has been presented at the 238th National Meeting of the American Chemical Society (ACS).
Reported by ANI
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Happy Diwali Special wallpapers
Our next big festival is Diwali. So Entertainment And Lifestyle is celebrating happy Diwali. Here we show a few wonderful collection of Diwali Special Wallpapers. Check out these wonderful collection.
Islamic Humour, Funny Story, Hilarious Isamic Comedy : Molla Nasiruddin And Turban
Molla Nasiruddin and Turban (Islamic Humour, Hilarious Comedy, Funny Story)
Molla Nasiruddin and TurbanThe wit and wisdom of Molla Nasruddin never leaves him tongue-tied. One day an illiterate man came to Molla Nasruddin with a letter he had received.
Molla Nasiruddin, please read this letter to me. Molla Nasiruddin looked at the letter, but could not make out a single word. So he told the man.
I am sorry, but I cannot read this. The man cried:
Shame, Molla Nasiruddin! You must be ashamed before the turban you wear (i.e. the sign of education).
Molla Nasiruddin removed the turban from his own head and placed it on the head of the illiterate man, said:
There, now you wear the turban. If it gives some knowledge, read the letter yourself.
Molla Nasiruddin and TurbanThe wit and wisdom of Molla Nasruddin never leaves him tongue-tied. One day an illiterate man came to Molla Nasruddin with a letter he had received.
Molla Nasiruddin, please read this letter to me. Molla Nasiruddin looked at the letter, but could not make out a single word. So he told the man.
I am sorry, but I cannot read this. The man cried:
Shame, Molla Nasiruddin! You must be ashamed before the turban you wear (i.e. the sign of education).
Molla Nasiruddin removed the turban from his own head and placed it on the head of the illiterate man, said:
There, now you wear the turban. If it gives some knowledge, read the letter yourself.
Islamic Humour, Hilarious Islam Comedy, Very Funny Story : Molla Nasiruddin and three wise men
One day some wise men, who were going about the country trying to find answers to some of the great questions of their time, came to Molla Nasiruddin's district and asked to see the wisest man in the place. Molla Nasiruddin was brought forward, and a big crowd gathered to listen.
The first wise man began by asking, "Where is the exact center of the world?"
"It is under my right heel," answered Molla Nasiruddin.
"How can you prove that?" asked the first wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "measure and see."
The first wise man had nothing to answer to that, so the second wise man asked his question. "How many stars are there in the sky?" he said. "As many as there are hairs on my donkey," answered Molla Nasiruddin.
"What proof have you got of that?" asked the second wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "count the hairs on my donkey and you will see."
"That's foolish talk," said the other. "How can one count the hairs on a donkey?"
"Well," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "How can one count the stars in the sky? If one is foolish talk, so is the other." The second wise man was silent.
The third wise man was becoming annoyed with Molla Nasiruddin and his answers, so he said, "You seem to know a lot about your donkey, so can you tell me how many hairs there are in its tail?"
"Yes," answered Molla Nasiruddin. "There are exactly as many hairs in its tail as there are in your beard."
"How can you prove that?" said the other.
"I can prove it very easily," answered Molla Nasiruddin. "You can pull one hair out of my donkey's tail for every one I pull out of your beard. If the hairs on my donkey's tail do not come to an end at exactly the same time as the hairs in your beard, I will admit that I was wrong."
Of course, the third wise man was not willing to do this, so the crowd declared Molla Nasiruddin the winner of the day's arguments.
The first wise man began by asking, "Where is the exact center of the world?"
"It is under my right heel," answered Molla Nasiruddin.
"How can you prove that?" asked the first wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "measure and see."
The first wise man had nothing to answer to that, so the second wise man asked his question. "How many stars are there in the sky?" he said. "As many as there are hairs on my donkey," answered Molla Nasiruddin.
"What proof have you got of that?" asked the second wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "count the hairs on my donkey and you will see."
"That's foolish talk," said the other. "How can one count the hairs on a donkey?"
"Well," answered Molla Nasiruddin, "How can one count the stars in the sky? If one is foolish talk, so is the other." The second wise man was silent.
The third wise man was becoming annoyed with Molla Nasiruddin and his answers, so he said, "You seem to know a lot about your donkey, so can you tell me how many hairs there are in its tail?"
"Yes," answered Molla Nasiruddin. "There are exactly as many hairs in its tail as there are in your beard."
"How can you prove that?" said the other.
"I can prove it very easily," answered Molla Nasiruddin. "You can pull one hair out of my donkey's tail for every one I pull out of your beard. If the hairs on my donkey's tail do not come to an end at exactly the same time as the hairs in your beard, I will admit that I was wrong."
Of course, the third wise man was not willing to do this, so the crowd declared Molla Nasiruddin the winner of the day's arguments.
Funny Islamic Jokes
Mulla Nasruddin and Three Wise Men (Islamic Humour, Hilarious Comedy)
One day some wise men, who were going about the country trying to find answers to some of the great questions of their time, came to Mulla Nasruddin's district and asked to see the wisest man in the place. Mulla Nasruddin was brought forward, and a big crowd gathered to listen.
The first wise man began by asking, "Where is the exact center of the world?"
"It is under my right heel," answered Mulla Nasruddin.
"How can you prove that?" asked the first wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "measure and see."
The first wise man had nothing to answer to that, so the second wise man asked his question. "How many stars are there in the sky?" he said. "As many as there are hairs on my donkey," answered Mulla Nasruddin.
"What proof have you got of that?" asked the second wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "count the hairs on my donkey and you will see."
"That's foolish talk," said the other. "How can one count the hairs on a donkey?"
"Well," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "How can one count the stars in the sky? If one is foolish talk, so is the other." The second wise man was silent.
The third wise man was becoming annoyed with Mulla Nasruddin and his answers, so he said, "You seem to know a lot about your donkey, so can you tell me how many hairs there are in its tail?"
"Yes," answered Mulla Nasruddin. "There are exactly as many hairs in its tail as there are in your beard."
"How can you prove that?" said the other.
"I can prove it very easily," answered Mulla Nasruddin. "You can pull one hair out of my donkey's tail for every one I pull out of your beard. If the hairs on my donkey's tail do not come to an end at exactly the same time as the hairs in your beard, I will admit that I was wrong."
Of course, the third wise man was not willing to do this, so the crowd declared Mulla Nasruddin the winner of the day's arguments.
One day some wise men, who were going about the country trying to find answers to some of the great questions of their time, came to Mulla Nasruddin's district and asked to see the wisest man in the place. Mulla Nasruddin was brought forward, and a big crowd gathered to listen.
The first wise man began by asking, "Where is the exact center of the world?"
"It is under my right heel," answered Mulla Nasruddin.
"How can you prove that?" asked the first wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "measure and see."
The first wise man had nothing to answer to that, so the second wise man asked his question. "How many stars are there in the sky?" he said. "As many as there are hairs on my donkey," answered Mulla Nasruddin.
"What proof have you got of that?" asked the second wise man.
"If you don't believe me," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "count the hairs on my donkey and you will see."
"That's foolish talk," said the other. "How can one count the hairs on a donkey?"
"Well," answered Mulla Nasruddin, "How can one count the stars in the sky? If one is foolish talk, so is the other." The second wise man was silent.
The third wise man was becoming annoyed with Mulla Nasruddin and his answers, so he said, "You seem to know a lot about your donkey, so can you tell me how many hairs there are in its tail?"
"Yes," answered Mulla Nasruddin. "There are exactly as many hairs in its tail as there are in your beard."
"How can you prove that?" said the other.
"I can prove it very easily," answered Mulla Nasruddin. "You can pull one hair out of my donkey's tail for every one I pull out of your beard. If the hairs on my donkey's tail do not come to an end at exactly the same time as the hairs in your beard, I will admit that I was wrong."
Of course, the third wise man was not willing to do this, so the crowd declared Mulla Nasruddin the winner of the day's arguments.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Funny Picture Of The Day : Finger Through Eye, Don't Prick Nose
Check out this very funny picture and think it's inner meanings. Let's enjoy and have a fun!!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
I Don't Want An Apology-Sharukh Khan Told For His Two Hours Detention At New York Airport
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An apologetic US administration on Sunday asked actor Shahrukh Khan if he would accept a "sorry" for his two-hour detention at Newark airport. Shahrukh is unrelenting. "I don’t want an apology. I just want to go back to my country," he told TOI.
Within hours of his detention after his name flashed on the immigration officer's computer screen for a check, US authorities made a turn-around, saying the superstar was not detained because of his surname but his missing baggage.
Shahrukh said, "There were 20 other people in the same (detention) room. Was even their baggage missing? I was clearly told that my name flashed on their computer and therefore they had to question me."
He agreed that procedure had to be followed, "but the system is a very unfortunate one". "When you have issued me a visa and imprints of my fingers and my photograph are on it, I am sure it is there in your system. Why do I have go through the ordeal?"
The actor, who was never allowed to take his personal bodyguard to the US with him for lack of a work permit, often finds it difficult to move around in public places.
"I have a problem with my shoulder (he had a surgery on his shoulder) and if my bodyguard is around he becomes a great help. Unfortunately he does not get a visa. I could easily take him there on a tourist visa, but I don't believe in breaking the rules."
Shahrukh said he had been uncomfortable going to America after facing "problems" in the past. "Post-9/11, one could understand and one did not complain. But this time it was a bit too much. I have travelled to other countries. I never faced any problem in the UK where I am treated like a state guest. They escort me to the car.
Sharukh Khan Detained At US Airport
Sat, Aug 15 08:33 PM
New York/New Delhi, Aug 15 (IANS) In an ironic twist of fate, Bollywood icon Shah Rukh Khan, whose latest film 'My Name is Khan' has been shot in the US, was Saturday questioned for two hours at Newark airport over his surname and was freed only after Indian diplomats intervened.
The Indian government and the entertainment industry reacted strongly after the 43-year-old superstar, named by Newsweek last year as one of the world's 50 most powerful men, revealed how he was detained and stopped from even using his cellphone.
Speaking to CNN-IBN channel on telephone from the US, Shah Rukh appeared to shrug off the embarrassing episode saying he had suffered similar treatment previously too.
Shah Rukh had been in the US for quite some time shooting 'My Name Is Khan'. The film is about a Muslim (Shah Rukh Khan) who suffers from Asperger syndrome, a form of autism which impacts social interaction abilities. He is arrested as a suspected terrorist in post-9/11 Los Angeles after the authorities mistake his disability for suspicious behaviour. Also starring Kajol, the film is scheduled for a 2010 release.
Shah Rukh had been in India for a while and was on his way to Chicago to attend an event related to India's Independence Day when the Newark incident happened.
'They checked me because I was an Asian… They wanted to know why I came to the US and where I am staying,' Shah Rukh said.
Shah Rukh's manager Niloufer Qureshi earlier told IANS: 'He was detained because his surname is Khan. He was kept until officials from the Indian embassy intervened.'
Asked about the same, Shah Rukh, who is married to Gauri Chibber, a Hindu, said: 'Certain countries have issues with my name.' He quickly added: 'I am very proud of my name.'
In New Delhi, External Affairs Ministry spokesperson Vishnu Prakash said India has taken up the issue with the US embassy and the consul general of India in New York is in touch with Shah Rukh.
'The matter was taken up with the US embassy,' Prakash said.
In a statement, US Ambassador to India Timothy J. Roemer said: 'We are trying to ascertain the facts of the case - to understand what took place.'
Shah Rukh was a 'global icon' and 'he is a very welcome guest in the United States. Many Americans love his films,' the envoy added.
Information and Broadcasting Minister Ambika Soni denounced Shah Rukh's detention in no uncertain terms.
'I don't think that this manner of detaining (in the name of religion) is justified. But in the US, several examples have surfaced where frisking takes place more than required,' she told reporters in New Delhi. 'There should be a tit for tat response.'
Describing Shah Rukh as the 'pride of India', Overseas Indian Affairs Minster Vayalar Ravi expressed surprise he was detained at the airport.
'Shah Rukh Khan is the pride of India. I am quite surprised that he was detained in the Newark airport,' Ravi told IANS on the phone from Kochi.
Bollywood filmmaker Karan Johar, a close friend of Shah Rukh, said in Mumbai: 'I am shocked and upset. I am feeling terrible.'
Others like Priyanka Chopra and filmmaker Kabir Khan too have expressed concern towards the incident.
The Government on Saturday reacted to Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan’s detention at the Newark International Airport in US for two hours by taking up the matter with US authority.
Reacting to the incident, India’s foreign secretary Nirupama Rao said that Ministry of External Affairs has taken up Shahrukh Khan’s issue with the US Government, Times Now report stated.
“US has asserted us, they will ascertain the facts,” said Rao in the report.
Khan was detained for about two hours on Saturday morning at the airport in New Jersey, USA, where he had arrived to attend a South Asian related event.
Khan was released after Congress MP Rajiv Shukla spoke to the authorities in the US and the Indian consulate.
He was detained after his name flashed on a computer and was asked several questions about the purpose of his visit.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Bipasha Basu John Abraham- Are They Really Made For Each Other?
Past affair is still alive between Bipasha Bsu and Dino Morea, who were close earlier days before Bips dumped Dino for Jonn. Dino and Bips were spotted together having a nice time when John was away in London for his film 1-800-LOVE and obviously is unaware that his lady love is indulged in some secret romantic moments. It could be interesting to see John's reaction when he will be back! reports ANI
Friday, August 7, 2009
Funny Animal Cartoon : Fake An orgasm
Check out this really funny animal cartoon, let's enjoy and have a fun!!
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Hrithik Roshan about the film 'Kites', Kites at Cannes Festival
Hrithik Roshan's latest film 'Kites' has created quite a sensation in the Cannes festival. Kites is a boundless love story with unexpected betrayal. Hrithik said " Kites is a story of love that goes beyond barriers, boundaries and cultures. We have tried to create a film which we feel has a scope to reach wider world audiences and set new benchmarks".
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Very Funny Picture Jokes : Breakfast Fun
Check out this funny picture and think about the fun if you have these buns in your breakfast.....
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