Funny Mother Daughter Jokes, Funny Kid jokes: Colour

Daughter: I don't like spinach.

Mother: Eat them. They will bring some colour to your cheek.

Daughter: But mom, who wants green cheeks!!

Funny Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Ram, join these sentences. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Ram: I saw a dead body cycling to school!!

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Teacher: Ram, how many feet are there in a yard?

Ram: Well, it depends on how many people are there in that yard!!