10-Laws Regarding S ex

1. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
2. Virginity can be cured.
3. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
4. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
5. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
6. Sex is dirty on if it's done right.
7. It is always the wrong time of the month.
8. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
9. When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful.
10. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.