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Salman Khan in Wanted, Wanted Vs Ghajini, Salman Khan Vs Amir

The much hyped Eid battle between Salman Khan's WANTED and the Shahid-Rani starrer, DIL BOLE HADIPPA, is turning out to be quite one-sided in favour of WANTED. In fact WANTED has now started smashing some of the records of the All Time Blockbuster, Aamir Khan's GHAJINI.
This Monday saw WANTED netting around 7.35 crore from India, which is more than the corresponding total of GHAJINI on its first Monday. Not only that, on Tuesday WANTED once again netted around 6 crores, which is just about the same as that of GHAJINI at the same juncture. Of course the collections of GHAJINI were much higher than WANTED, during the first weekend, but what should be kept in mind is that GHAJINI had released during the Christmas festival and winter vacations, while WANTED released during the lean fasting period of Ramzaan and Navratra. So, the stats cannot be compared.

Another interesting thing is that the once bad boy of Indian cinema, Salman Khan, has suddenly become a darling of the media and has grabbed headlines for very frivolous reasons, right from his paintings to his charity work down to the verbal battles with his colleagues! And it appears that Sallu too has now seen the importance of marketing and keeping a good rapport with the press, specially after the stupendous success of his new found friend Aamir Khan's not so superior product, GHAJINI, the runaway success of which is being attributed to a large extent to the innovative publicity blitzkrieg by Aamir himself.

As we all know that Salman's new release, WANTED , is the Hindi remake of Tamil/Telugu blockbuster POKKIRI and like Aamir Khan, Salman too has decided go out of his way to promote his film. And in keeping with his new resolution, Salman has given his consent to the producer, Boney Kapoor, to use him in any way and as much as possible for the publicity of WANTED!

Apart from the above, news from reliable trade sources are that Salman Khan has seen the rush prints of WANTED with his family and was very happy with the way the film has shaped up. And so he had high hopes that this film would be his comeback venture, especially after the back-to-back debacles of HEROES, HELLO and YUVVRAAJ.

Pressure to deliver was mounted on Salman as now both the Khans, Shah Rukh and Aamir have delivered huge blockbuster successes in form of RAB NE BANA DI JODI and GHAJINI and his fans are expecting WANTED to do the needful and bring him back in the reckoning.

We want Salman all the success!

Bollywood Celebrities in Torronto Film Festival

Our bollywood stars created quiet a sensation in Torronto Film Festival. Rani Mukherje appeared in a purple dress whereas Priyanka appeared in black and white. Shriya saran was not far behind in her golden costume.

Diwali Hindi Shayri, Diwali Poetry

Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana
Jivan main nai khusiya lana
Dukh dard apne bhool kar
Sabko gale lagna

Sukh sampda aapke jivan main aaye
Laxmi ji aapke ghar main saamye
Bhul kar bhee aap ke jivan main
Ek bhee dukh na aaye

Jagmag Jagmag jalte ye sunder deep
Charo taraf roshni hee roshi ho
Mukesh kee duha yahee
Honto par aapki hardam hansi hee hansi ho

10-Laws Regarding S ex

1. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
2. Virginity can be cured.
3. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
4. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
5. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
6. Sex is dirty on if it's done right.
7. It is always the wrong time of the month.
8. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
9. When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful.
10. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Bipasha Basu's New Feet, Bipasha Basu- The Hottest Star

Bipasha Basu, the sex bomb of bollywood has added a new feather in her cap when she was voted the hottest celebrity among the 100 stars in Maxim's list. Bipsha who is famous for item song in Omkara and serious role in Corporate is successor of Deepika Padukone (voted hottest in last year's list). She has outnumbered celebrities like Megan Fox, Rihanna, super model Adrina Lima and Olivia wilde. Her photo will be featured in the cover page of Maxim India' Sept. issue. Well done Bips!!

Casting-Couch in Bollywood

It has been referred to often over the years, but now an actor confirms "there is a casting couch in Bollywood". Recounting her own experiences, Suchitra Krishnamurthy says she had the strength to say 'no', when a director made improper advances, but that other actors may not have done so. She was in her teens when she found herself in a hotel room with a "successful producer" who told her that if she had to become an actress, she had to "do it". Years later, actress Suchitra Krishnamurthy, ex wife of director Shekhar Kapoor, has spoken out on her blog about how she became a victim of casting couch while trying for a film role. Suchitra, who debuted in Bollywood opposite Shah Rukh Khan in Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, wrote: "He [the producer] asked me who I am closer to - my mother or my father? 'My father,' I smiled. 'My mother is a little strict. He nodded and smiled. 'Ok, phone your father,' he smiled. I asked defiantly, 'Why should I phone my father?' 'Relax,' he told me smiling, a peculiar look creeping into his eyes. I was too young to understand the expression. 'If you want, I tell him to pick you up tomorrow morning from my hotel,' he added. The producer said, '. So and so and so (he named some top actresses of that time) she do it. She do it and even she do it! They are my discovery. Everybody has to do it.'" Suchitra told HT City, "I was merely recounting my experience on my blog. I was fortunate, I could make the choices I did. I don't have to work a single day if I don't want to, because I am looked after.
How many girls have that liberty?".

Funny Muslim Jokes, Islamic Humour, Funny Muslim story : Mulla Nasruddin And Banket

One winter night while Mulla Nasruddin was sleeping he heard a noise that was suddenly made in the street. Having covered himself with his blanket, he came out to know the cause of the noise. Suddenly a smart thief robbed him of his blanket and ran away. He came back home without the blanket. In reply to his wife who was asking about the reason for the noise, Mulla Nasruddin said, "All the quarrel was about my blanket."

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Funny Muslim Jokes, Islamic Humour, Funny Muslim Story : Mop Bucket

A Pakistani comes to America and begins working for the ACLU but is unfamiliar with American advances in toiletry. On his first day on the job he comes back from the men's room saying he can't find any hole in the ground. His boss explains how American plumbing works and sends the Pakistani back.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream shakes the office walls. His boss runs into the bathroom to investigate why he's screaming.

mop bucketThe Pakistani replies, "I am just sitting here on the toilet like you instructed to do and every time I am making to flush, something comes up and squeezes dearly on my poor testicles."

His boss looks at what he's sitting on and says, "You idiot. You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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