Golden Rules of Love and S ex, Laws of S ex and Love

There are some golden rules of love and s ex. Go through it!

* When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

* Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

* The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

* It is always the wrong time of the month.

* The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

* When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful.

* S ex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

* The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

* It is not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

*Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

* There may be some things better than s ex, and some things worse than s ex. But there is nothing exactly like s ex.

* Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

* If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

* Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of of physics.

* S ex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

* You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine woman.

*Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

* Thou shalt not commit adultery.... unless in the mood.

* Abstain from wine, woman, and song; mostly song.

* Never ague with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.

* A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the woman he couldn't.

* It is better to be looked over than over looked.

* Never say 'NO'.

* A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

* Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

* S ex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

* Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

* There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

* Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.